“New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.”
Places I've been to:
China, Hong-Kong, San Francisco, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Singapore, Thailand, France, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, Washington DC, Massachusetts, Canada, Vermont, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Maine
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I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
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being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
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ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful. wonderful visit. come again.
(Source: highowsyourlife)
