"It's time to begin, isn't it?"

“New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.”

Places I've been to:

China, Hong-Kong, San Francisco, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Singapore, Thailand, France, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, Washington DC, Massachusetts, Canada, Vermont, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Maine


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posted: 9 months ago

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posted: 1 year ago
posted: 1 year ago

I suck at texting unless

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay)

posted: 1 year ago

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posted: 1 year ago

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posted: 1 year ago

grouprojects:

titmuffins:

grouprojects:

being gay is a sin?? um actually

image

bi = gay x straight

sin = straight / bi

the straights cancel

sin = 1/gay

times that by gay

gay(sin) = 0

gay = -sin

move the negative over

-gay = sin

so not being gay is a sin oops

idk what you just said but thanks nerd

posted: 1 year ago

(Source: jacobvalentin)

posted: 1 year ago

msjewbooty:

ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful. wonderful visit. come again.

posted: 1 year ago
vorfreudde:

relahvant:

Story of my life

THIS

vorfreudde:

relahvant:

Story of my life

THIS

(Source: ickyteen)

posted: 1 year ago